Nothing better than one liners that will put a smirk on your face.
The only reason the term ‘Ladies first’ was invented was for the guy to check out the woman’s ass.
What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What is the difference between “ooooooh” and “aaaaaaah”? About three inches.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are… you have small boobs.
Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year.