Dirty One Liners That Will Make You Smile

Dirty One Liners That Will Make You Smile

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Nothing better than one liners that will put a smirk on your face.

The only reason the term ‘Ladies first’ was invented was for the guy to check out the woman’s ass.

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What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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What is the difference between “oooooohand “aaaaaaah”? About three inches.

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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

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What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

1xoa7Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”

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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are… you have small boobs.

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Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year.

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